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THIRTEEN THINGS YOU LOVE:
1. The Office
2. Jacob Black. No, Edward Cullen. No, Jacob Black.
3. Taylor Neal
4. Apple Computers
5. Jersey knit clothing
6. Late night text messaging
7. Spicy chai
8. Younger guys
9. Brett Favre (Pre-Jets)
10. Breakfast food
11. Jumping on hotel beds
12. Cats. Many, many cats.
13. Driving barefoot

TWELVE MOVIES:
1. When Harry Met Sally
2. Dark Knight
3. Wayne's World
4. Notes on a Scandal
5. Quantum of Solace (!!)
6. Twilight (!!!!)
7. So I Married An Axe Murderer
8. Teen Witch
9. Casino Royale
10. Garden State
11. Sixteen Candles
12. Billy Madison

ELEVEN GOOD BANDS/ARTISTS:
1. The Beatles
2. Queen
3. Jason Mraz
4. Flight of the Conchords
5. dcTalk
6. Frank Sinatra
7. Eric Hutchinson
8. Billy Joel
9. Ingrid Michaelson
10. The Shins
11. Ben Folds

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU:
1. Passive aggressive.
2. Six feet tall
3. I don't pick up the phone.
4. I enjoy tupperware sets.
5. I doodle on church bulletins
6. I prefer Autumn
7. I miss SNICK and TGIF Fridays
8. Anti-socks
9. My cheeks are bigger than yours.
10. I sleep on my stomach

NINE GOOD FRIENDS:
1. Toolshed
2. Cecil
3. Sonny
4. Jon Parker Douglas
5. Fleremy
6. D Shines
7. B
8. Faith L Boles
9. Michael Lasris

EIGHT FAVORITE FOODS/DRINKS:
1. Chai Lattes
2. Livermush
3. Pumpkin Pie
4. Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee
5. Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches
6. Egg Salad
7. Hummus
8. Diet Coke

SEVEN THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY:
1. A fanny pack (Because I'm awesome)
2. The Nuva Ring, a diaphragm, and a chastity belt (Because I take contraception really seriously)
3. Body Glitter (Because I'm still in middle school)
4. A bright red power suit. (Because I'm actually Sarah Palin)
4. Sunglasses at night (Because I'm also Corey Hart)
5. Spandex (Because I love Olivia Newton John)
6. A Harness (Because I'm a hyper-hypo)
7. Stirrup Pants and Hand-Painted, Jingle Bell Sweatshirts (Because I appreciated 1990's crafty fashion)

SIX THINGS THAT YOU HATE:
1. Tepid Coffee
2. Comic Sans
3. Water Retention
4. Alarm Clocks
5. Political Correctness
6. Poor Grammar

FIVE THINGS YOU DO DAILY:
1. Justin Timberlake
2. Johnny Depp
3. James McAvoy
4. Jason Mraz
5. John Krasinski. Oh... you said things, not people.

FOUR TELEVISION SHOWS YOU WATCH:
1. The Office Season 1
2. The Office Season 2
3. The Office Season 3
4. The Office Season 4

THREE THINGS YOU WANT:
1. A cobblestone cottage in Wales
2. A loving husband with an Irish accent
3. A calorie-free donut

TWO THINGS YOU SAY OFTEN:
1. That's What She Said
2. I'm Sorry

ONE PERSON YOU COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH:
1. Jim Halpert